Welcome To The Toad Pond
This pond has only one rule, WE DON'T HAVE RULES!
Ranking The Toads
- Diamond Toad
- Golden Toad
- Platinum Toad
Where am I?
You are in the toad world just below our rankings.
What do we do?
Jokes
| Joke | Answer |
|---|---|
| What do you call an illegally parked frog? | Toad |
| What do toads drink? | Croaka-cola! |
| Where do toads keep their treasure? | In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow! |
| What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak? | Morse toad! |
| What do you say to a hitchhiking toad? | Hop in! |
Back to the jokes! Ribbit
For example; TOADS
Email in to submit your fav toad ----->
thisisfake@toadspond.ca
All the toads
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